lord jaha's Xbox - May 19 2013
I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
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I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how lord jaha digs on that!
Is this thing on? lord jaha, where the heck are you?
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn lord jaha in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Shrek San and that 18,240 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how lord jaha digs on that!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Is this thing on? lord jaha, where the heck are you?
Where is lord jaha at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Hey lord jaha, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Evil Tactician and that 11,360 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
I only have one request... If lord jaha isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all lord jaha does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me lord jaha, feed me!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since lord jaha never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Shrek San and that 18,240 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see lord jaha out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. lord jaha needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for lord jaha. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox lord jaha? Do you?
It is probably better that lord jaha didn't play yesterday... it gives Anghellic Karma an opportunity to add to that 98,324 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
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