m1bob's Xbox - May 19 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but m1bob was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 1,350 points. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but m1bob was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 1,350 points. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
When m1bob was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 1,350. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite winning 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with m1bob, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right m1bob? Back me up!
I didn't see m1bob yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
m1bob was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: m1bob playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was BioShock Infinite. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!
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Good thing I have access to m1bob's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
m1bob likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 1,330 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite finishing 2 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but m1bob not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 28 days!!
Is this thing on? m1bob, where the heck are you?
Fear me m1bob... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I just do not understand why m1bob paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Where is m1bob at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Is this thing on? m1bob, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? m1bob, where the heck are you?
If you would have told me that m1bob would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have come to realize that m1bob has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I waited all day for m1bob to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
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