maryjade's Xbox 360 can blog

maryjade's xbox has been ignored for 38 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

maryjade's Xbox - May 14 2013

I only have one request... If maryjade isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 13 2013

maryjade doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 12 2013

A little news flash for maryjade: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn maryjade in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 10 2013

26 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 9 2013

Is this thing on? maryjade, where the heck are you? | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all maryjade does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 7 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

maryjade's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world maryjade and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 6 2013

Come back to me maryjade... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 4 2013

If you would have told me that maryjade would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 3 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

maryjade's Xbox - May 2 2013

I have come to realize that maryjade has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink