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megaharek's Xbox - May 19 2013

Where is megaharek at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 18 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. megaharek is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 17 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 16 2013

Where is megaharek at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 15 2013

I just do not understand why megaharek paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 14 2013

megaharek doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

megaharek's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 12 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... megaharek has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all megaharek does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 10 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn megaharek in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 9 2013

Fear me megaharek... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 8 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that megaharek isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 7 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn megaharek in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

megaharek's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 6 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 5 2013

If you would have told me that megaharek would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 4 2013

I waited all day for megaharek to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 3 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... megaharek? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 2 2013

megaharek would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - May 1 2013

I was waiting for megaharek to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day megaharek is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

megaharek's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

megaharek's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see megaharek out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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