Metalocalypse's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Metalocalypse played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 70 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do! Also, according to the records, Metalocalypse's favorite game last week was Saints Row: The Third. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Metalocalypse really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 42,708. That is an improvement of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Saints Row: The Third picking up 5 achievements, and then Metalocalypse went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Metalocalypse must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Metalocalypse rocked out with 42,638 points. He played Saints Row: The Third, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Hey Metalocalypse, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Metalocalypse never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Did you see Metalocalypse yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Metalocalypse's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Metalocalypse and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Metalocalypse in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Metalocalypse never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
Metalocalypse would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
Metalocalypse was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Yesterday was one of those times Metalocalypse mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Wow... Metalocalypse must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Metalocalypse's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Metalocalypse showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 85 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, according to the records, Metalocalypse's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Metalocalypse was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Metalocalypse showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 42,638. Up up and away right? That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He played Borderlands 2 acquiring 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
I thought Metalocalypse just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 42,598, I should have known that was the case. He rallied Borderlands 2, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Metalocalypse!
Metalocalypse's Xbox - May 31 2013
Good thing I have access to Metalocalypse's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - May 30 2013
Metalocalypse had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Metalocalypse's Xbox - May 29 2013
Wow... Metalocalypse must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Metalocalypse's Xbox - May 28 2013
Metalocalypse came to represent the gaming world. 42,598 points and counting! That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to Borderlands 2, Saints Row: The Third picking up 3 achievements, and then Metalocalypse went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
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