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mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow mortimernova? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

mortimernova's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: mortimernova only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore saw a 30 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 6 achievements can do!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Jetpack Joyride. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I didn't see mortimernova yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but mortimernova was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 83,283 points. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He played Jetpack Joyride acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

mortimernova was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

mortimernova's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week mortimernova showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 80 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

mortimernova didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

mortimernova was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

mortimernova showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 83,253. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rallied Asphalt 7: Heat finishing 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell mortimernova this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow mortimernova? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

mortimernova didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

When mortimernova was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 83,233. That is a gain of 60 points over last time! He rocked out to Amazing Alex acquiring 3 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

mortimernova's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week mortimernova showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 325 points which was nice. Getting 36 achievements has that effect.

I was also pretty happy about the 7 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) A World of Keflings, Amazing Alex, Asphalt 7: Heat, Crash Course Go! , Gunpowder, Reckless Racing, and Toy Soldiers: Cold War. I liked them. I think mortimernova did too. Also, I think we can all agree that mortimernova's favorite game last week was iStunt 2. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Like a king on his throne, mortimernova said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 83,173 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 155 points over last time! He opened up Jetpack Joyride adding an amazing 13 achievements, Samurai vs Zombies, Shuffle Party gaining 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

mortimernova is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 83,018. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 80 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 83,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up Gunpowder finishing an amazing 9 achievements, A World of Keflings, Crash Course Go! , Toy Soldiers: Cold War, Reckless Racing, Jetpack Joyride finishing 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Yesterday, mortimernova decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - May 31 2013

mortimernova showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 82,938. Up up and away right? That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Asphalt 7: Heat gaining 1 achievement, iStunt 2 adding 2 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - May 30 2013

If I was mortimernova, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

mortimernova's Xbox - May 29 2013

mortimernova had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 82,918 points. That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on Crimson Dragon: SS adding 3 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

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