mrfluke's Xbox - May 21 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox mrfluke? Do you?
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox mrfluke? Do you?
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week mrfluke showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
mrfluke was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Wow... mrfluke must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Yesterday was one of those times mrfluke mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I prefer to play games... but if mrfluke needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I told mrfluke 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 82,115. He made some progress on Serious Sam HD: TFE, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
When mrfluke was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 82,115. He made some progress on Skyrim, Trials Evolution, DOOM, Doritos Crash Course, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Good thing I have access to mrfluke's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: So yeah... Last week mrfluke showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 380 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 18 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, mrfluke and I only tried one of them: Serious Sam HD: TFE. Pretty fun I guess... Also, I think we can all agree that mrfluke's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
mrfluke must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 82,115 gamerscore. He rocked out to Skyrim, Serious Sam HD: TFE, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since mrfluke did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until mrfluke showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 82,115 and counting! He rallied Zeno Clash UE gaining 1 achievement, and then mrfluke had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember mrfluke and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 82115 which is 20 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun!
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when mrfluke said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get mrfluke's gaming on! Gamer score is 82,095. That is a boost of 65 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning 3 achievements to master the game, Serious Sam HD: TFE finishing 1 achievement, Zeno Clash UE, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
I love to game, you love to game, mrfluke loves to game, we all love to game! 82,030 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 295 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 82,000 barrier has fallen! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon adding an amazing 13 achievements, and oh... don't tell mrfluke this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: For the record, it is better to have mrfluke play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 90 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week mrfluke and I only tried one of them: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
mrfluke seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 81,735 . That is a gain of 90 points over last time! He opened up Mortal Kombat, Skyrim adding 1 achievement, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing 3 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn mrfluke in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but mrfluke not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!!
Where is mrfluke at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that mrfluke isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I was waiting for mrfluke to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day mrfluke is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
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