myles' Xbox - May 19 2013
Oh man, myles was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 31,584 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He opened up Minecraft, and then myles had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
myles' Xbox - May 18 2013
myles must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
myles' Xbox - May 17 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 31,584? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! myles is mine! All mine! No touchy! He played Minecraft, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
myles' Xbox - May 16 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
myles' Xbox - May 15 2013
I told myles 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 31,584. He opened up BattleBlock Theater, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
myles' Xbox - May 14 2013
myles was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 31,584 . He opened up Minecraft, and after that, called it a day.
myles' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told myles that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, myles' favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
myles' Xbox - May 13 2013
When myles was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 31,584. He opened up Minecraft, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
myles' Xbox - May 12 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when myles decided to game. Our score is 31,584 and always improving! He opened up Minecraft, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
myles' Xbox - May 11 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
myles' Xbox - May 10 2013
myles was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
myles' Xbox - May 9 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but myles was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 31,584 points. That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He rallied Minecraft, Monsters Love Candy gaining 1 achievement, Jetpack Joyride finishing 3 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
myles' Xbox - May 8 2013
I told myles 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 31,544 is in our back pocket. He opened up TMNT 1989 Arcade, Minecraft, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
myles' Xbox - May 7 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until myles showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 31,544 and counting! He opened up Minecraft, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
myles' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to myles for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 60 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 6 achievements were worth it I guess!
Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, myles and I only tried one of them: Solitaire Collection. Pretty fun I guess... Oh, and from what I remember, myles' favorite game last week was Poker Night 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
myles' Xbox - May 6 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when myles came to play. Gamer score stands at 31,544. He rocked out to BattleBlock Theater, and myles won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
myles' Xbox - May 5 2013
I heard someone tell myles to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 31,544 points. He rocked out to LEGO® Star Wars® III, and oh... don't tell myles this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
myles' Xbox - May 4 2013
myles was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
myles' Xbox - May 3 2013
myles was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
myles' Xbox - May 2 2013
myles really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 31,544. He played Jetpack Joyride gaining 3 achievements, Samurai vs Zombies, Minecraft, Monsters Love Candy, Poker Night 2, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
myles' Xbox - May 1 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when myles came to play. Gamer score stands at 31,544. That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He rallied Poker Night 2, BattleBlock Theater winning 1 achievement, Halo 4 winning 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
myles' Xbox - Apr 30 2013
myles is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 31,494? That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Monsters Love Candy, Solitaire Collection finishing 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
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