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nopantsx's Xbox - May 17 2013

Yesterday was one of those times nopantsx mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was nopantsx, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 15 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 14 2013

Wow... nopantsx must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

nopantsx's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If nopantsx plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 170 points so I am happy. Yay for 9 achievements! w00t!

I was feeling bored last week and convinced nopantsx to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, nopantsx's favorite game last week was Call of Duty 2. He played it on 4 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 13 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until nopantsx showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 12,646 and counting! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course, Doritos Crash Course 2, Call of Duty 2, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 12 2013

nopantsx must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 12,646 gamerscore. That is a boost of 150 points over last time! He rallied Street Fighter II' HF acquiring 5 achievements, SuperStreetFighter2THD adding 2 achievements, Doritos Crash Course 2, Call of Duty 2 adding 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 11 2013

Good thing I have access to nopantsx's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 10 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad nopantsx picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 12,496 points. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 2, Street Fighter II' HF winning 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to send nopantsx an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 8 2013

nopantsx was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 7 2013

Like a king on his throne, nopantsx said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 12,476 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He opened up Call of Duty 2, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

nopantsx's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week nopantsx showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, according to the records, nopantsx's favorite game last week was Wordament. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 6 2013

If nopantsx was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 5 2013

nopantsx had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 4 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was one of those times nopantsx mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 2 2013

I told nopantsx 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 12,476. He rocked out to Wordament acquiring 1 achievement, and then nopantsx developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - May 1 2013

nopantsx, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

nopantsx's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

nopantsx is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 12,476 gamer score! He rocked out to Call of Duty 2, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

nopantsx's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If nopantsx plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, according to the records, nopantsx's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink