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o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 24 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on o0O Darkman O0o... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 23 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... o0O Darkman O0o never showed up to game. That makes 8 days! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 22 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what o0O Darkman O0o is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 21 2013

o0O Darkman O0o didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I have to say I hate weeks like this... o0O Darkman O0o played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 2 achievements were worth it I guess!

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with o0O Darkman O0o, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have a feeling o0O Darkman O0o went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 18 2013

I prefer to play games... but if o0O Darkman O0o needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 17 2013

I tried to send o0O Darkman O0o an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 16 2013

While o0O Darkman O0o was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 15 2013

Yesterday, o0O Darkman O0o decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until o0O Darkman O0o showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 43,318 and counting! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 gaining 2 achievements, Battlefield 3, and then o0O Darkman O0o had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. o0O Darkman O0o and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 13 2013

Where is o0O Darkman O0o at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 12 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 11 2013

Hey o0O Darkman O0o, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 10 2013

24 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 9 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. o0O Darkman O0o is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If o0O Darkman O0o isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 5 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... o0O Darkman O0o has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

o0O Darkman O0o's Xbox - May 4 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn o0O Darkman O0o in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

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