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odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 18 2013

I just do not understand why odysseus123 VTB paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 17 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn odysseus123 VTB in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but odysseus123 VTB not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have come to realize that odysseus123 VTB has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but odysseus123 VTB not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 16 days!! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. odysseus123 VTB and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 13 2013

odysseus123 VTB... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but odysseus123 VTB not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 11 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 10 2013

I waited all day for odysseus123 VTB to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have come to realize that odysseus123 VTB has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 8 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for odysseus123 VTB. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 7 2013

odysseus123 VTB would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world odysseus123 VTB and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 6 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox odysseus123 VTB? Do you? | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have a feeling odysseus123 VTB went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 4 2013

If odysseus123 VTB doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with odysseus123 VTB, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 2 2013

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - May 1 2013

Yesterday, odysseus123 VTB decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If odysseus123 VTB plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, according to the records, odysseus123 VTB's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink | leave comment

odysseus123 VTB's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | leave comment

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