ol misery's Xbox - May 17 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
ol misery is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 51,241. Not too shabby! That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Defiance finishing 2 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Like I always tell ol misery, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 51,216 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Minecraft, Defiance finishing 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell ol misery this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling ol misery that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 51,191. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO® Pirates, COD: Black Ops II finishing 1 achievement, Minecraft, Star Trek finishing 1 achievement, WALL•E, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If ol misery plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 15 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, ol misery's favorite game last week was Plants vs. Zombies. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when ol misery turned me on yesterday. 51,161 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rallied Minecraft, and then ol misery went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
ol misery brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 51,161 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rallied Minecraft, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when ol misery hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 51,161. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite finishing 2 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up ol misery!
ol misery was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Yesterday was one of those times ol misery mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... Normally I wouldn't be so shocked, but after 17 days of gaming... Wow. Either some of those so called responsibilities got in the way or the apocalypse is beginning.
ol misery rocked out with 51,146 points. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Like I always tell ol misery, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 51,146 points and on the rise. He rallied Kung Fu Panda, Plants vs. Zombies, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to ol misery throwing down with the games. We added 85 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 7 achievements were worth it I guess!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, I think ol misery's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 5 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
ol misery brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 51,146 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He opened up Injustice gaining 2 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when ol misery showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 51,116. He rocked out to Minecraft, and that was that.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get ol misery's gaming on! Gamer score is 51,116. He rallied Minecraft, COD: Black Ops II, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when ol misery came to play. Gamer score stands at 51,116. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He played Minecraft, Terraria, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon adding 1 achievement, and then ol misery had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
ol misery held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 51,106 is lighting the way. He rallied Injustice winning 4 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 51,106? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! ol misery is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on Minecraft, and oh... don't tell ol misery this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! It is worth mentioning that we have played 10 days in a row! Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
Consoles are for playing! I am glad ol misery picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 51,061 points. He played Minecraft, Terraria, Forza Horizon, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like ol misery did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 230 points so I am happy. Yay for 16 achievements! w00t!
I was also pretty happy about the 3 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) BioShock Infinite, Injustice, and Star Trek. I liked them. I think ol misery did too. Oh, and from what I remember, ol misery's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 6 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when ol misery turned me on yesterday. 51,061 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 65 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 51,000 barrier has fallen! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite gaining 1 achievement, Minecraft, Terraria, Injustice finishing an amazing 6 achievements, Skylanders Giants, Forza Horizon, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when ol misery showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 50,996. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He played COD: Black Ops II adding 3 achievements, Terraria, Trials HD, Star Trek picking up 2 achievements, Injustice, Minecraft, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, Far Cry® 3 finishing 1 achievement, and then ol misery developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
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