orionsguardian's Xbox - May 25 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when orionsguardian came to play. Gamer score stands at 34,570. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He opened up Metro 2033, Modern Warfare® 3, Halo: Reach adding 1 achievement, The Sims™ 3, Skyrim acquiring 1 achievement, and then nothing... nothing at all...
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 24 2013
orionsguardian had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 23 2013
orionsguardian decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 34,540 is what it is! He rocked out to Skyrim, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 22 2013
orionsguardian came to represent the gaming world. 34,540 points and counting! He rocked out to Skyrim, and then orionsguardian went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 21 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but orionsguardian was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 34,540 points. He rocked out to Skyrim, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
orionsguardian's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to orionsguardian for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that orionsguardian was an RPG junkie last week playing a ton of Skyrim. He played it on 4 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 20 2013
orionsguardian needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 34,540. He played Skyrim, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 19 2013
orionsguardian is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 34,540. Not too shabby! He rallied Skyrim, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 18 2013
orionsguardian had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 34,540 points. He rallied Skyrim, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 17 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when orionsguardian turned me on yesterday. 34,540 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He opened up Defiance, Fallout: New Vegas, Deus Ex: Human Rev., and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 16 2013
orionsguardian decided to play yesterday. Check out the 34,540 gamer score! He opened up Deus Ex: Human Rev., and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 15 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 34,540? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! orionsguardian is mine! All mine! No touchy! He rallied Mass Effect 3, Hitman: Absolution™, Deus Ex: Human Rev., and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 14 2013
orionsguardian was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
orionsguardian's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that orionsguardian showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 395 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 15 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, orionsguardian's favorite game last week was Hitman: Absolution™. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 13 2013
orionsguardian needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 34,540. That is a gain of 155 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 2, Deus Ex: Human Rev. finishing 1 achievement, Skyrim, Fallout: New Vegas picking up 1 achievement, Dead Island Riptide adding 5 achievements, Hitman: Absolution™, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 12 2013
orionsguardian likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 34,385 to be as cool as him. He made some progress on Hitman: Absolution™, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 11 2013
orionsguardian must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 34,385 gamerscore. He opened up Defiance, Halo 4, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 10 2013
orionsguardian must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 9 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 8 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. PS, the streak is gone... Did you know that we played 12 days in a row up until now?
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 7 2013
I heard someone tell orionsguardian to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 34,385 points. That is a boost of 240 points over last time! He played Dead Island Riptide gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
orionsguardian's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It is a good one! orionsguardian had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 155 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 8 achievements were worth it I guess!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week orionsguardian and I only tried one of them: Dead Island Riptide. Also, I think we can all agree that orionsguardian's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 6 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling orionsguardian that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 34,145. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He rallied Dead Island Riptide winning 1 achievement, and orionsguardian won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
orionsguardian's Xbox - May 5 2013
orionsguardian decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 34,130 points of total gamerscore and counting... He rallied Dead Island Riptide, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 10 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG! I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever...
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