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ostentaneous' xbox has been ignored for 31 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 24 2014

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Ostentaneous isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 23 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - Dec 22 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 22 2014

If I was a dog, Ostentaneous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 21 2014

I only have one request... If Ostentaneous isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 20 2014

Ostentaneous... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 19 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 18 2014

I waited all day for Ostentaneous to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 17 2014

Fear me Ostentaneous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 16 2014

Is this thing on? Ostentaneous, where the heck are you? | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - Dec 15 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 15 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ostentaneous digs on that! | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 14 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 13 2014

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 12 2014

Hey Ostentaneous, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 11 2014

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 10 2014

Where is Ostentaneous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 9 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - Dec 8 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. ostentaneous and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 8 2014

Fear me Ostentaneous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 7 2014

Fear me Ostentaneous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 6 2014

Come back to me Ostentaneous... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Ostentaneous' Xbox - December 5 2014

A little news flash for Ostentaneous: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

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