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ostentaneous' Xbox - May 19 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn ostentaneous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 17 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 16 2013

If you would have told me that ostentaneous would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 15 2013

I just do not understand why ostentaneous paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was a dog, ostentaneous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought ostentaneous might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 13 2013

If I was a dog, ostentaneous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 12 2013

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn ostentaneous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 10 2013

So I have a new gamer picture in case none of you loyal readers noticed. Jury is still out on the cool factor. It is somewhere between awesome and cheese-factor-four. I am sure it will grow on me. In gaming related news... It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. ostentaneous is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 9 2013

Having a new gamer picture is like eating out at a new restaurant... you go in and everything is different and... ok that really makes no sense... bad comparison... never mind. In gaming related news... Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 8 2013

I have come to realize that ostentaneous has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 7 2013

I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 6 2013

A little news flash for ostentaneous: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 5 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 4 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. ostentaneous is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 3 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... ostentaneous? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 2 2013

ostentaneous didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - May 1 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what ostentaneous is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when ostentaneous blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

ostentaneous' Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ostentaneous stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

ostentaneous' Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

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