pms kitana's Xbox 360 can blog

PMS Kitana's xbox has been ignored for 38 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how PMS Kitana digs on that! | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when PMS Kitana leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 15 2013

I just do not understand why PMS Kitana paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

PMS Kitana's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn PMS Kitana in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 12 2013

Fear me PMS Kitana... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 11 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 10 2013

Fear me PMS Kitana... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 9 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when PMS Kitana leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 7 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

PMS Kitana's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

PMS Kitana's Xbox - May 6 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that PMS Kitana isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink