randomindex's Xbox - May 23 2013
Fear me randomindex... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me randomindex... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all randomindex does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
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Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world randomindex and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
If randomindex doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me randomindex, feed me!
Did you see randomindex yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. randomindex needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope randomindex doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Yesterday was one of those times randomindex mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I have to say I hate weeks like this... randomindex played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
If I was randomindex, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
randomindex rocked out with 30,382 points. He rocked out to Cut the Rope: Exp., and randomindex won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Yesterday, randomindex decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
randomindex was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right randomindex? Back me up!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: randomindex played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 250 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 22 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were Angry Birds Classic, and Cut the Rope: Exp.. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, I think we can all agree that randomindex's favorite game last week was Monster Island. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since randomindex did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I thought randomindex just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 30,382, I should have known that was the case. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Cut the Rope: Exp. finishing 1 achievement to conquer the game, Angry Birds Classic adding 4 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
randomindex is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 30,332. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Cut the Rope: Exp. adding 4 achievements, and then randomindex had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
randomindex came to represent the gaming world. 30,292 points and counting! That is an increase of 120 points over last time! He rallied Cut the Rope: Exp. adding an amazing 9 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
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