raspyblackmamba's Xbox 360 can blog

raspyblackmamba's xbox has been ignored for 33 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 21 2013

I just do not understand why raspyblackmamba paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but raspyblackmamba not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 29 days!! | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 19 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when raspyblackmamba leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 18 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 17 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but raspyblackmamba not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 25 days!! | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have now endured 24 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 14 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought raspyblackmamba might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 12 2013

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have come to realize that raspyblackmamba has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 10 2013

I just do not understand why raspyblackmamba paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 9 2013

I just do not understand why raspyblackmamba paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 8 2013

A little news flash for raspyblackmamba: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have come to realize that raspyblackmamba has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 6 2013

If I was a dog, raspyblackmamba would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

raspyblackmamba's Xbox - May 5 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that raspyblackmamba isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink