robkav's Xbox 360 can blog

robkav's Xbox - May 20 2013

I only have one request... If robkav isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 19 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn robkav in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that robkav isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that robkav isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 16 2013

Is this thing on? robkav, where the heck are you? | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 15 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when robkav leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

robkav's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 13 2013

17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 12 2013

If I was a dog, robkav would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all robkav does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 9 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 8 2013

robkav... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 7 2013

Come back to me robkav... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

robkav's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... robkav stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 6 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 5 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 4 2013

It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see robkav out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 3 2013

Hey robkav, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 2 2013

robkav didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

robkav's Xbox - May 1 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... robkav never showed up to game. That makes 5 days! | permalink

robkav's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for robkav. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink