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samurai nixon's Xbox - May 21 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 20 2013

I just do not understand why samurai nixon paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 18 2013

samurai nixon doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 17 2013

samurai nixon doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, samurai nixon would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If samurai nixon isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have now endured 13 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 13 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when samurai nixon leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... samurai nixon? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 11 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... samurai nixon never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 10 2013

If samurai nixon doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 9 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for samurai nixon. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have a feeling samurai nixon went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 7 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what samurai nixon is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: samurai nixon playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 90 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 6 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 5 2013

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 4 2013

I tried to send samurai nixon an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 3 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | leave comment

samurai nixon's Xbox - May 2 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink | leave comment