scot78's Xbox 360 can blog

scot78's Xbox - May 24 2013

scot78 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 23 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 22 2013

Hey scot78, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 21 2013

scot78... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

scot78's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 20 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 19 2013

I just do not understand why scot78 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 18 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 17 2013

I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 16 2013

Come back to me scot78... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 15 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... scot78 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 14 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

scot78's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... scot78 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all scot78 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 11 2013

Come back to me scot78... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 10 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 9 2013

Where is scot78 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 8 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was waiting for scot78 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day scot78 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

scot78's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 6 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since scot78 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 5 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope scot78 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

scot78's Xbox - May 4 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. scot78 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

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