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sekes' Xbox - May 21 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but sekes not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

sekes' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 20 2013

Fear me sekes... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 19 2013

I waited all day for sekes to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 18 2013

Where is sekes at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 17 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 16 2013

9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope sekes doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 15 2013

sekes didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 14 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey sekes, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

sekes' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 13 2013

I heard someone tell sekes to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 12 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet sekes is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with sekes, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 10 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday, sekes decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 8 2013

Some people change their gamer picture too often... some people change it too little... Mine changes just about right! Check it! Sweetness in full effect! In gaming related news... If I was sekes, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 7 2013

New picture in the house... I have come to realize that whatever picture I have, it is twice as cool as when you try and wear the same one... so don't even try. Give up now! In gaming related news... sekes was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

sekes' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If sekes plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think sekes' favorite game last week was Skylanders Giants. He played it on 5 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 6 2013

Like a king on his throne, sekes said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 16,420 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He played Skylanders Giants, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 5 2013

sekes showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 16,420. He played Skylanders Giants, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 4 2013

sekes must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 3 2013

sekes was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 2 2013

sekes must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 16,420 gamerscore. He played Skylanders Giants, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

sekes' Xbox - May 1 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad sekes picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 16,420 points. He opened up Skylanders Giants, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

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