shadowvain's Xbox - May 19 2013
Yesterday, shadowvain decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Yesterday, shadowvain decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Yesterday was one of those times shadowvain mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
shadowvain is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 34,811? He played Minecraft, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet shadowvain is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... shadowvain stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see shadowvain out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I prefer to play games... but if shadowvain needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow shadowvain? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right shadowvain? Back me up!
shadowvain was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: shadowvain played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think we can all agree that shadowvain's favorite game last week was The Sims™ 3 Pets. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when shadowvain showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 34,811. He rocked out to The Sims™ 3 Pets, and then shadowvain developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when shadowvain decided to game. Our score is 34,811 and always improving! He rocked out to The Sims™ 3 Pets, and then shadowvain went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what shadowvain is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
I heard someone tell shadowvain to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
shadowvain, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right shadowvain? Back me up!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I have to say I hate weeks like this... shadowvain played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Good thing I have access to shadowvain's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
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