skibonk's Xbox - May 24 2013
It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see skibonk out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
skibonk's Xbox - May 23 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. skibonk needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
skibonk's Xbox - May 22 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
skibonk's Xbox - May 21 2013
skibonk didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
skibonk's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If skibonk plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 125 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 10 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, skibonk must have been craving some fighting because Mortal Kombat was the weekly favorite. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
skibonk's Xbox - May 20 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... skibonk never showed up to game. That makes 4 days!
skibonk's Xbox - May 19 2013
skibonk was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
skibonk's Xbox - May 18 2013
Yesterday was one of those times skibonk mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
skibonk's Xbox - May 17 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
skibonk's Xbox - May 16 2013
skibonk must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
skibonk's Xbox - May 15 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 31,757? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! skibonk is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Mortal Kombat acquiring 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
skibonk's Xbox - May 14 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with skibonk. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 31,747. That is an improvement of 115 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite adding 4 achievements, Mortal Kombat adding 5 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
skibonk's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
skibonk's Xbox - May 13 2013
I have a feeling skibonk went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
skibonk's Xbox - May 12 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
skibonk's Xbox - May 11 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what skibonk is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
skibonk's Xbox - May 10 2013
If I was skibonk, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
skibonk's Xbox - May 9 2013
Yesterday was one of those times skibonk mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
skibonk's Xbox - May 8 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like skibonk to do something like that.
skibonk's Xbox - May 7 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
skibonk's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I have to say I hate weeks like this... skibonk played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
skibonk's Xbox - May 6 2013
I saw skibonk walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 31,632 points and climbing. He opened up SOULCALIBUR V, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
skibonk's Xbox - May 5 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
skibonk's Xbox - May 4 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what skibonk is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
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