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smitty62's Xbox - May 22 2013

I was waiting for smitty62 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day smitty62 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 21 2013

smitty62 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

smitty62's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 20 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since smitty62 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 19 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 18 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 17 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since smitty62 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 16 2013

smitty62 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 15 2013

smitty62 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 14 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

smitty62's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: smitty62 only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 13 2013

I didn't see smitty62 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 12 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when smitty62 decided to game. Our score is 17,900 and always improving! He opened up Rock Band 2, and after we were done, smitty62 hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have come to realize that smitty62 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 8 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn smitty62 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 7 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... smitty62? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

smitty62's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. smitty62 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 6 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. smitty62 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 5 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when smitty62 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 4 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... smitty62 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

smitty62's Xbox - May 3 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

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