Wow... smoothbond must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when smoothbond said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right smoothbond? Back me up!
I tried to send smoothbond an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that smoothbond showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when smoothbond showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 44,006. He played Sonic Transformed, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Yesterday, smoothbond decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
If I was smoothbond, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
smoothbond had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 44,006 points. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! That puts us above 44,000 points! He rallied Borderlands 2 gaining 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since smoothbond did not do their part today and play a game or two.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: smoothbond only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Wow... smoothbond must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I heard someone tell smoothbond to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 43,966 points. He played Sonic Transformed, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox smoothbond? Do you?
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Time sure doesn't fly when smoothbond blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about smoothbond in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having smoothbond only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 20 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t!
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I have a feeling smoothbond went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
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