solar slam's Xbox - May 21 2013
When solar slam was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 105,781. That is a boost of 55 points over last time! He rallied Gears of War: Judgment picking up 2 achievements, FEZ adding 1 achievement, WWE '13 adding 1 achievement, Borderlands 2, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
solar slam's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Oh man are my cores just rocking... solar slam played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 275 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 11 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that solar slam's favorite game last week was WWE '13. He played it on 4 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
solar slam's Xbox - May 20 2013
solar slam brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 105,726 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He rocked out to WWE '13 acquiring 2 achievements, Gears of War: Judgment, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
solar slam's Xbox - May 19 2013
I heard someone tell solar slam to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 105,661 points. That is a profit of 130 points over last time! He made some progress on WWE '13 adding 5 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
solar slam's Xbox - May 18 2013
solar slam brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 105,531 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on WWE '13, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
solar slam's Xbox - May 17 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when solar slam turned me on yesterday. 105,531 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on Borderlands 2, WWE '13, and then solar slam went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
solar slam's Xbox - May 16 2013
Like a king on his throne, solar slam said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 105,531 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Borderlands 2 winning 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
solar slam's Xbox - May 15 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad solar slam picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 105,521 points. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He played FEZ, Gears of War: Judgment, BioShock Infinite, Castlevania LoS, Borderlands 2, Trials Evolution gaining 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. Also, solar slam and I have played 10 days in a row... Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
solar slam's Xbox - May 14 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when solar slam decided to game. Our score is 105,491 and always improving! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He rallied Trials Evolution finishing 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
solar slam's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week solar slam and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 435 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 17 achievements were worth it I guess!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! FEZ, and Trials Evolution. I want more! I want more! Oh, and from what I remember, solar slam's favorite game last week was Dishonored. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
solar slam's Xbox - May 13 2013
I saw solar slam walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 105,451 points and climbing. That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to FEZ gaining 1 achievement, Trials Evolution, and then solar slam developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
solar slam's Xbox - May 12 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get solar slam's gaming on! Gamer score is 105,436. That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He rallied Trials Evolution acquiring 2 achievements, FEZ finishing 3 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
solar slam's Xbox - May 11 2013
I told solar slam 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 105,376. That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to Sonic the Fighters picking up 2 achievements to defeat the game, Halo 4, Borderlands 2, WWE '13, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
solar slam's Xbox - May 10 2013
solar slam came to represent the gaming world. 105,276 points and counting! That is a gain of 180 points over last time! He rallied Dishonored gaining 4 achievements, Halo 4 acquiring 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
solar slam's Xbox - May 9 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling solar slam that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 105,096. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Dishonored winning 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
solar slam's Xbox - May 8 2013
solar slam seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 105,066 . That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He opened up Dishonored finishing 1 achievement, and that was that.
solar slam's Xbox - May 7 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when solar slam came to play. Gamer score stands at 105,036. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He opened up Dishonored picking up 1 achievement, Gears of War: Judgment picking up 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
solar slam's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told solar slam that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, according to the records, solar slam's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
solar slam's Xbox - May 6 2013
solar slam is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 105,016. Not too shabby! He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment, and then solar slam went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
solar slam's Xbox - May 5 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
solar slam's Xbox - May 4 2013
I told solar slam 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 105,016 is in our back pocket. He played BioShock Infinite, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
solar slam's Xbox - May 3 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get solar slam's gaming on! Gamer score is 105,016. He rallied Gears of War: Judgment, and then nothing... nothing at all...
solar slam's Xbox - May 2 2013
I told solar slam 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 105,016 is in our back pocket. He opened up Gears of War: Judgment, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
go to top - Reset cache