squidpunch's Xbox Blog

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Games played: 309

Most played: Marvel Ult. Alliance

Member since: May 26 2006

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squidpunch's xbox has been ignored for 35 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

squidpunch's Xbox - May 19 2013

Hey squidpunch, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | 2 comments

squidpunch's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have come to realize that squidpunch has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for squidpunch: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have come to realize that squidpunch has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 15 2013

I waited all day for squidpunch to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to ZeroDesolation and that 133,699 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 14 2013

squidpunch's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 13 2013

If you would have told me that squidpunch would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 12 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when squidpunch leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 10 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... squidpunch has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from QforQ and that 13,260 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 9 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 8 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 7 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world squidpunch and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have now endured 17 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | 1 comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 5 2013

A little news flash for squidpunch: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Johndg and that 95,182 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

squidpunch's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,945
Badge Score: 415
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 109 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 5 days
Play percentage: 51.75%
Largest achievement gain: 11/15/2010 (21)
Largest gamerscore gain: 2/14/2007 (1,090)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 10/5/2009 (26)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 10/5/2009 (560)