steercrap's Xbox - May 19 2013
Yesterday, steercrap decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Yesterday, steercrap decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after steercrap played yesterday with his gamerscore of 13,127 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Halo Wars, GTA IV, Minecraft, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Wow... steercrap must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
steercrap must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 13,127 gamerscore. He played GTA IV, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
steercrap hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 13,127.He made some progress on GTA IV, and then steercrap developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
steercrap had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that steercrap showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 30 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want? Also, according to the records, steercrap's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
steercrap was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Yesterday, steercrap decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
steercrap was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after steercrap played yesterday with his gamerscore of 13,127 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rallied GTA IV, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
steercrap decided to play yesterday. Check out the 13,127 gamer score! He played Battlefield 3, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 13,127? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! steercrap is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Battlefield 3 finishing 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right steercrap? Back me up!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: steercrap played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, by my expert calculations, steercrap's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I didn't see steercrap yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
steercrap had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
steercrap must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Consoles are for playing! I am glad steercrap picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 13,097 points. He opened up Battlefield 3, and I thought steercrap injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when steercrap hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 13,097. He rocked out to Battlefield 3, and after that, called it a day.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: steercrap only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me steercrap, feed me!
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