steve101's Xbox 360 can blog

steve101's Xbox - May 21 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when steve101 came to play. Gamer score stands at 77,217. He played BioShock Infinite, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

steve101's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to steve101 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore saw a 55 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 7 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, steve101's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 20 2013

steve101 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 77,217 gamerscore. That is a profit of 55 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 7 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 19 2013

steve101 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 18 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 17 2013

steve101 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 16 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with steve101 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 15 2013

I thought steve101 just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 77,162, I should have known that was the case. He rallied BioShock Infinite, and then steve101 went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 14 2013

While steve101 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

steve101's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that steve101 showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 230 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 5 achievements were worth it I guess!

I was feeling bored last week and convinced steve101 to try a new game: BioShock Infinite. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, steve101's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 3 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 13 2013

Good thing I have access to steve101's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 12 2013

When steve101 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 77,162. That is an increase of 5 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite picking up 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell steve101 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 11 2013

I tried to send steve101 an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 10 2013

I told steve101 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 77,157 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 225 points over last time! Welcome to 77,000!! He opened up Tomb Raider gaining 4 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 9 2013

Good thing I have access to steve101's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 8 2013

steve101 decided to play yesterday. Check out the 76,932 gamer score! He opened up Tomb Raider, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with steve101. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 76,932. He played Tomb Raider, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

steve101's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told steve101 that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 170 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect. Also, I think steve101's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 6 2013

My power supply almost exploded! steve101 turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 76,932 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a gain of 170 points over last time! He made some progress on Tomb Raider acquiring 5 achievements, and then steve101 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 5 2013

steve101 rocked out with 76,762 points. He made some progress on Tomb Raider, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 4 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since steve101 did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 3 2013

I thought steve101 just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 76,762, I should have known that was the case. He played Tomb Raider adding 4 achievements, and I thought steve101 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

steve101's Xbox - May 2 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink