Hey strapxassassin1, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that strapxassassin1 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn strapxassassin1 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but strapxassassin1 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with strapxassassin1, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world strapxassassin1 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with strapxassassin1, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. strapxassassin1 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I heard someone tell strapxassassin1 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on strapxassassin1... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I have a feeling strapxassassin1 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
strapxassassin1 was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to strapxassassin1 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 505 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, strapxassassin1's favorite game last week was MLB 2K13. He played it on 4 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
strapxassassin1 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
strapxassassin1 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I prefer to play games... but if strapxassassin1 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
strapxassassin1 is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 196,612 gamer score! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He played MLB 2K13 finishing 1 achievement to complete the game, MLB 2K11 picking up 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
When you get right down to it, when strapxassassin1 decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 196,572 and always improving! That is an increase of 465 points over last time! He played MLB 2K13 winning 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get strapxassassin1's gaming on! Gamer score is 196,107. He rocked out to MLB 2K13, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when strapxassassin1 came to play. Gamer score stands at 196,107. He rallied MLB 2K13, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: strapxassassin1 played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think strapxassassin1's favorite game last week was BioShock. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with strapxassassin1. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 196,107. He rallied MLB 2K13, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
strapxassassin1 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 196,107. Up up and away right? He made some progress on MLB 2K13, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
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