surekill's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
surekill's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... surekill stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Did you see surekill yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
surekill's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
surekill's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what surekill is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
This really sucks because it gives theboy83uk a shot at widening the gap. We are still 49,475 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
surekill was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when surekill said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Yesterday, surekill decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
surekill's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
While surekill was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
surekill's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If surekill plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 155 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 9 achievements can do!
I was feeling bored last week and prodded surekill to try a new game: Dead Island Riptide. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, surekill's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
When surekill was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 48,060. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Island Riptide gaining 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Good thing surekill and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to catch up to pevstar and that 57,691 gamerscore!
surekill's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
I didn't see surekill yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
surekill had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
surekill's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
surekill came to represent the gaming world. 48,045 points and counting! That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite acquiring 1 achievement, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until surekill showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 48,020 and counting! That is an increase of 115 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 48,000 barrier has fallen! He played BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 7 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to prevent Cyb0rg Slunk from leaving us in the dust. Call me crazy, but that 4,934 point deficit is totally doable...
surekill's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Fear me surekill... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
surekill's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world surekill and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
surekill's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Is this thing on? surekill, where the heck are you?
surekill's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
surekill's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
surekill's Xbox - May 31 2013
8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope surekill doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
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