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telsta's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If telsta isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 18 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have come to realize that telsta has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 16 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn telsta in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 15 2013

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telsta's Xbox - May 14 2013

telsta didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

telsta's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world telsta and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 13 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 12 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what telsta is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 11 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 10 2013

telsta didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 9 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me telsta, feed me! | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 8 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 7 2013

While telsta was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

telsta's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told telsta that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 105 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and from what I remember, telsta's favorite game last week was Metro 2033. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday was one of those times telsta mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 5 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 4 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get telsta's gaming on! Gamer score is 31,338. That is a profit of 75 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro 2033 acquiring 3 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 3 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad telsta picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 31,263 points. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He rallied Metro 2033 acquiring 1 achievement, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 2 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - May 1 2013

telsta was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Yesterday was one of those times telsta mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

telsta's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that telsta showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 170 points so I am happy. Yay for 10 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that telsta's favorite game last week was Metro 2033. He played it on 4 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

telsta's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get telsta's gaming on! Gamer score is 31,233. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He played Metro 2033 gaining 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

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