the 1337 fudge's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
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If I was a dog, the 1337 fudge would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I waited all day for the 1337 fudge to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I only have one request... If the 1337 fudge isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Fear me the 1337 fudge... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
the 1337 fudge... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I heard someone tell the 1337 fudge to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
I have a feeling the 1337 fudge went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
the 1337 fudge would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me the 1337 fudge, feed me!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: So yeah... Last week the 1337 fudge showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think the 1337 fudge's favorite game last week was skate.. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Yesterday was one of those times the 1337 fudge mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like the 1337 fudge to do something like that.
I prefer to play games... but if the 1337 fudge needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since the 1337 fudge did not do their part today and play a game or two.
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