the awesome's Xbox 360 can blog

the awesome's Xbox - May 23 2013

the awesome was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 22 2013

When the awesome was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 25,219. He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 21 2013

If the awesome doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

the awesome's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If the awesome plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 45 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 20 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... the awesome never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 19 2013

the awesome was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 18 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as the awesome decided not to show up. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 17 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 16 2013

I didn't see the awesome yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 15 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when the awesome came to play. Gamer score stands at 25,219. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 14 2013

the awesome likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 25,219 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He opened up Poker Night 2 finishing 2 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

the awesome's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 13 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 12 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 11 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see the awesome out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 10 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 9 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about the awesome in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 8 2013

Wow... the awesome must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 7 2013

Wow... the awesome must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

the awesome's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: the awesome played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 75 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that the awesome's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 6 2013

If I was the awesome, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right the awesome? Back me up! | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 4 2013

the awesome rocked out with 25,174 points. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and I thought the awesome injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

the awesome's Xbox - May 3 2013

the awesome was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink