the heretic's Xbox - May 18 2013
the heretic likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 400,000 to be as cool as him. That is a gain of 295 points over last time! Things are getting a bit insane at this point. To cross the 400,000 barrier is beyond words... He rocked out to Metro: Last Light winning an amazing 16 achievements, and oh... don't tell the heretic this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! Also, don't tell the heretic I told you this, but we have now gamed 10 days in a row... he doesn't like to share that with others. Time for a badge I think!
the heretic's Xbox - May 17 2013
My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with the heretic but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 399365 but now it is 399705 which means that somehow 340 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky.
the heretic's Xbox - May 16 2013
the heretic is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 399,365. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro: Last Light gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
the heretic's Xbox - May 15 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after the heretic played yesterday with his gamerscore of 399,245 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 175 points over last time! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
the heretic's Xbox - May 14 2013
the heretic really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 399,070. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
the heretic's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told the heretic that 6 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 520 points so I am happy. Yay for 28 achievements! w00t!
I was feeling bored last week and prodded the heretic to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, the heretic's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
the heretic's Xbox - May 13 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 399,070? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! the heretic is mine! All mine! No touchy! He played COD: Black Ops II, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
the heretic's Xbox - May 12 2013
the heretic decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 399,070 is what it is! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Doritos Crash Course 2 picking up 3 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
the heretic's Xbox - May 11 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad the heretic picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 399,030 points. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, Doritos Crash Course 2, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
the heretic's Xbox - May 10 2013
the heretic really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 399,030. That is a profit of 140 points over last time! Welcome to 399,000!! He rallied Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 10 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
the heretic's Xbox - May 9 2013
the heretic showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 398,890. That is a profit of 90 points over last time! He rallied COD: Black Ops II picking up 3 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
the heretic's Xbox - May 8 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow the heretic? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
the heretic's Xbox - May 7 2013
the heretic came to represent the gaming world. 398,800 points and counting! That is an improvement of 250 points over last time! He rocked out to Crysis®3 gaining an amazing 12 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
the heretic's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that the heretic showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 430 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 23 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was feeling a little bored last week and convinced the heretic to try a new game: Crysis®3. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, the heretic's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
the heretic's Xbox - May 6 2013
the heretic showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 398,550. That is an improvement of 190 points over last time! He played Crysis®3 gaining an amazing 9 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
the heretic's Xbox - May 5 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when the heretic came to play. Gamer score stands at 398,360. That is a gain of 185 points over last time! He played Crysis®3 acquiring an amazing 11 achievements, and oh... don't tell the heretic this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
the heretic's Xbox - May 4 2013
the heretic seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 398,175 . He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and oh... don't tell the heretic this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
the heretic's Xbox - May 3 2013
Yesterday was one of those times the heretic mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... If you knew you were going to lose your 13 day streak like you did would you have played?
the heretic's Xbox - May 2 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when the heretic decided to game. Our score is 398,175 and always improving! He opened up COD: Black Ops II finishing 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
the heretic's Xbox - May 1 2013
the heretic rocked out with 398,175 points. He rallied Dead Island Riptide, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
the heretic's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when the heretic came to play. Gamer score stands at 398,175. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! He played COD: Black Ops II acquiring 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
the heretic's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to the heretic throwing down with the games. This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 1120 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 39 achievements has that effect.
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week the heretic and I only tried one of them: Dead Island Riptide. Also, by my expert calculations, the heretic's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
the heretic's Xbox - Apr 29 2013
I saw the heretic walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 398,120 points and climbing. That is a profit of 120 points over last time! He opened up COD: Black Ops II gaining 4 achievements, and the heretic won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. Also, don't tell the heretic I told you this, but we have now gamed 10 days in a row... he doesn't like to share that with others. Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
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