toucansamurai's Xbox - May 23 2013
toucansamurai seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 32,225 . That is a gain of 95 points over last time! He rallied Fuse gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 22 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as toucansamurai decided not to show up.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 21 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since toucansamurai did not do their part today and play a game or two.
toucansamurai's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told toucansamurai that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 115 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 12 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week toucansamurai and I only tried one of them: Resident Evil Rev.. Also, according to the records, toucansamurai's favorite game last week was Resident Evil Rev.. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 20 2013
When toucansamurai was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 32,130. That is a profit of 85 points over last time! He rocked out to Resident Evil Rev. gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 19 2013
toucansamurai brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 32,045 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He opened up Resident Evil Rev. acquiring 3 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 18 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 17 2013
Wow... toucansamurai must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 16 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when toucansamurai came to play. Gamer score stands at 32,020. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on Rock Band 3, Resident Evil Rev. picking up 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 15 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since toucansamurai never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 14 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... toucansamurai never showed up to game. That makes 6 days!
toucansamurai's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: For the record, it is better to have toucansamurai play one day than to have never played last week at all. Our gamerscore jumped 20 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 13 2013
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see toucansamurai out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 12 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on toucansamurai... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 11 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right toucansamurai? Back me up!
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 10 2013
toucansamurai, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 9 2013
toucansamurai was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 8 2013
If I was toucansamurai, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 7 2013
I heard someone tell toucansamurai to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 32,015 points. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 32,000 barrier has fallen! He rallied Guardians of M-e, Skyrim picking up 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
toucansamurai's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: toucansamurai played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 20 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 6 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with toucansamurai. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 31,995. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He played Skyrim picking up 1 achievement, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 5 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad toucansamurai picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 31,975 points. He opened up Virtua Fighter 5, Marvel vs. Capcom 2, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
toucansamurai's Xbox - May 4 2013
I tried to send toucansamurai an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
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