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treyphon's Xbox - May 21 2013

treyphon was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

treyphon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having treyphon only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 20 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 19 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right treyphon? Back me up! | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 18 2013

Yesterday was one of those times treyphon mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 17 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after treyphon played yesterday with his gamerscore of 79,200 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He made some progress on Skyrim, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 14 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 13 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how treyphon digs on that! | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 12 2013

If you would have told me that treyphon would go 28 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 11 2013

If I was a dog, treyphon would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 10 2013

I only have one request... If treyphon isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 9 2013

Come back to me treyphon... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 8 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... treyphon has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

treyphon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but treyphon not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 22 days!! | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 4 2013

I waited all day for treyphon to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 3 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn treyphon in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 2 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

treyphon's Xbox - May 1 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all treyphon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

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