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vanerek's Xbox - May 21 2013

I just do not understand why vanerek paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... vanerek stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 20 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all vanerek does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If vanerek isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 18 2013

Is this thing on? vanerek, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 17 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn vanerek in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 16 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have come to realize that vanerek has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have come to realize that vanerek has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 13 2013

vanerek doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have come to realize that vanerek has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 11 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 10 2013

Did you see vanerek yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 9 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was waiting for vanerek to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day vanerek is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 7 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet vanerek is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... vanerek stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 6 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see vanerek out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink | leave comment

vanerek's Xbox - May 5 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on vanerek... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink | leave comment