varsindarkin's Xbox - May 25 2013
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! varsindarkin might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 34,430 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He opened up Batman:Arkham City™ PC, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 24 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all varsindarkin does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 23 2013
A little news flash for varsindarkin: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 22 2013
varsindarkin... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 21 2013
Come back to me varsindarkin... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
varsindarkin's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 20 2013
I just do not understand why varsindarkin paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 19 2013
varsindarkin didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 18 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me varsindarkin, feed me!
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 17 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 16 2013
I was waiting for varsindarkin to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day varsindarkin is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 15 2013
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 14 2013
I was waiting for varsindarkin to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day varsindarkin is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
varsindarkin's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: varsindarkin played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think varsindarkin's favorite game last week was GTA IV PC. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 13 2013
I heard someone tell varsindarkin to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 12 2013
varsindarkin was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 11 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with varsindarkin yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 10 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when varsindarkin said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 9 2013
varsindarkin, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 8 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling varsindarkin that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 34,430. He played GTA IV PC, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 7 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when varsindarkin hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 34,430. He rallied GTA IV PC, and that was that.
varsindarkin's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having varsindarkin only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
varsindarkin's Xbox - May 6 2013
I was waiting for varsindarkin to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day varsindarkin is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
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