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wadess' Xbox - May 23 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since wadess never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 22 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox wadess? Do you? | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 21 2013

I have a feeling wadess went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

wadess' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world wadess and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 20 2013

wadess didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 19 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with wadess, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 18 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 17 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 16 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as wadess decided not to show up. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 15 2013

If wadess was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 14 2013

wadess was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

wadess' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week wadess showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 480 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 25 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Doritos Crash Course 2, and Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I liked them. I think wadess did too. Also, according to the records, wadess' favorite game last week was Poker Night 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday was one of those times wadess mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 12 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but wadess was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 152,801 points. He played Poker Night 2, and after we were done, wadess hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 11 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like wadess to do something like that. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 10 2013

wadess brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 152,801 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on Poker Night 2, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 9 2013

wadess is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 152,801? That is an improvement of 100 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon picking up 1 achievement to conquer the game, Assassin's Creed® III, Poker Night 2, Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 8 2013

wadess seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 152,701 . That is a profit of 350 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing an amazing 16 achievements, Star Ocean: TLH, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 7 2013

When you get right down to it, when wadess decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 152,351 and always improving! That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing 2 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

wadess' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: wadess played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Ready for this? Last week saw an increase of 630 points! My eye almost bleeds looking at a number that large! Getting 23 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, I think wadess' favorite game last week was Poker Night 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 6 2013

My power supply almost exploded! wadess turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 152,321 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rallied Defiance acquiring 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday was one of those times wadess mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

wadess' Xbox - May 4 2013

wadess decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 152,291 is what it is! That is an increase of 480 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 152,000 mark! Good stuff! He played Dead Island Riptide acquiring an amazing 8 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

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