wetware1967's Xbox - May 19 2013
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when wetware1967 leaves me cold... and alone...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have come to realize that wetware1967 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
A little news flash for wetware1967: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what wetware1967 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
If wetware1967 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I have a feeling wetware1967 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Time sure doesn't fly when wetware1967 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Time sure doesn't fly when wetware1967 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
If wetware1967 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
wetware1967 didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... wetware1967 played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
I was feeling bored last week and convinced wetware1967 to try a new game: Kinect Adventures. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
I didn't see wetware1967 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
I didn't see wetware1967 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get wetware1967's gaming on! Gamer score is 8,214. He rocked out to Burnout Paradise, Kinect Adventures, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
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