woca's Xbox 360 can blog

woca's Xbox - May 20 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet woca is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 19 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as woca decided not to show up. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 18 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 17 2013

Yesterday, woca decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 16 2013

I didn't see woca yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 15 2013

woca needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 18,333. He opened up FIFA 13, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 14 2013

woca is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 18,333 gamer score! That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He opened up FIFA 13 acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell woca this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

woca's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: woca played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 80 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that woca was a sports junkie last week playing a ton of FIFA 13. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 13 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when woca hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 18,328. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He played FIFA 13 adding 3 achievements, and after we were done, woca hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man, woca was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 18,278 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He opened up FIFA 13 adding 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell woca this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 11 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when woca decided to game. Our score is 18,248 and always improving! He rocked out to FIFA 13, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 10 2013

I only have one request... If woca isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 9 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that woca isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 8 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 7 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

woca's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... woca stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that woca has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 5 2013

If I was a dog, woca would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 4 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how woca digs on that! | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 3 2013

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

woca's Xbox - May 2 2013

I just do not understand why woca paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink