xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 21 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after xEveryonePoops played yesterday with her gamerscore of 44,140 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! She opened up Far Cry® 3 winning 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like xEveryonePoops did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 940 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 39 achievements can do!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was The Simpsons™ Game. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think xEveryonePoops' favorite game last week was The Simpsons™ Game. She played it on 5 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 20 2013
xEveryonePoops is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 44,130? That is a boost of 380 points over last time! Welcome to 44,000!! She opened up The Simpsons™ Game picking up an amazing 6 achievements, South Park: Tenorman, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. For those of you counting, xEveryonePoops and I have played 10 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record. Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 19 2013
xEveryonePoops had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 43,750 points. She played The Simpsons™ Game, and oh... girl was it ever sweet!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 18 2013
xEveryonePoops needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in her eyes. I am there for you sister. Remember that. Gamer score is 43,750. That is an improvement of 215 points over last time! She made some progress on The Simpsons™ Game finishing an amazing 9 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 17 2013
I thought xEveryonePoops just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out she was there to game. With a gamer score of 43,535, I should have known that was the case. That is a gain of 190 points over last time! She rallied The Simpsons™ Game adding an amazing 11 achievements, and after we were done, xEveryonePoops hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 16 2013
xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and she pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 43,345. That is an increase of 50 points over last time! She rocked out to The Simpsons™ Game finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 15 2013
xEveryonePoops is the best... she treats me right, I treat her right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 43,295. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 75 points over last time! She made some progress on KoA: Reckoning finishing 5 achievements, and oh... don't tell xEveryonePoops this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps her coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 14 2013
xEveryonePoops decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 43,220 is what it is! That is a gain of 30 points over last time! She opened up KoA: Reckoning picking up 2 achievements, and after we were done, xEveryonePoops hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If xEveryonePoops plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 85 points which was nice. Getting 8 achievements has that effect.
I was feeling bored last week and pestered xEveryonePoops to try a new game: KoA: Reckoning. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and xEveryonePoops seems obsessed with role playing games lately... You can tell because KoA: Reckoning was the favorite last week. She played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 13 2013
xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 43,190. She played KoA: Reckoning, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 12 2013
xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and she pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 43,190. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! She rallied KoA: Reckoning finishing 5 achievements, and oh... girl was it ever sweet!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 11 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get xEveryonePoops' gaming on! Gamer score is 43,135. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! She opened up KoA: Reckoning adding 3 achievements, and then it felt like she threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 10 2013
xEveryonePoops didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 9 2013
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with xEveryonePoops, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 8 2013
I have a feeling xEveryonePoops went on vacation without telling me... At least she could have taken me with her... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 7 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... xEveryonePoops never showed up to game. That makes 7 days!
xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world xEveryonePoops and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 6 2013
6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope xEveryonePoops doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 5 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 4 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me xEveryonePoops, feed me!
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 3 2013
I tried to send xEveryonePoops an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it...
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 2 2013
xEveryonePoops was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 1 2013
xEveryonePoops, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
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