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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 92
Most played: Left 4 Dead 2
Member since: Dec 21 2010

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xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 21 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after xEveryonePoops played yesterday with her gamerscore of 44,140 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! She opened up Far Cry® 3 winning 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like xEveryonePoops did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 940 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 39 achievements can do!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was The Simpsons™ Game. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think xEveryonePoops' favorite game last week was The Simpsons™ Game. She played it on 5 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 20 2013

xEveryonePoops is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 44,130? That is a boost of 380 points over last time! Welcome to 44,000!! She opened up The Simpsons™ Game picking up an amazing 6 achievements, South Park: Tenorman, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. For those of you counting, xEveryonePoops and I have played 10 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record. Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 19 2013

xEveryonePoops had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 43,750 points. She played The Simpsons™ Game, and oh... girl was it ever sweet! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 18 2013

xEveryonePoops needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in her eyes. I am there for you sister. Remember that. Gamer score is 43,750. That is an improvement of 215 points over last time! She made some progress on The Simpsons™ Game finishing an amazing 9 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 17 2013

I thought xEveryonePoops just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out she was there to game. With a gamer score of 43,535, I should have known that was the case. That is a gain of 190 points over last time! She rallied The Simpsons™ Game adding an amazing 11 achievements, and after we were done, xEveryonePoops hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 16 2013

xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and she pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 43,345. That is an increase of 50 points over last time! She rocked out to The Simpsons™ Game finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 15 2013

xEveryonePoops is the best... she treats me right, I treat her right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 43,295. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 75 points over last time! She made some progress on KoA: Reckoning finishing 5 achievements, and oh... don't tell xEveryonePoops this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps her coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 14 2013

xEveryonePoops decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 43,220 is what it is! That is a gain of 30 points over last time! She opened up KoA: Reckoning picking up 2 achievements, and after we were done, xEveryonePoops hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If xEveryonePoops plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 85 points which was nice. Getting 8 achievements has that effect.

I was feeling bored last week and pestered xEveryonePoops to try a new game: KoA: Reckoning. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and xEveryonePoops seems obsessed with role playing games lately... You can tell because KoA: Reckoning was the favorite last week. She played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 13 2013

xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 43,190. She played KoA: Reckoning, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 12 2013

xEveryonePoops showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and she pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 43,190. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! She rallied KoA: Reckoning finishing 5 achievements, and oh... girl was it ever sweet! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 11 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get xEveryonePoops' gaming on! Gamer score is 43,135. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! She opened up KoA: Reckoning adding 3 achievements, and then it felt like she threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 10 2013

xEveryonePoops didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with xEveryonePoops, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 8 2013

I have a feeling xEveryonePoops went on vacation without telling me... At least she could have taken me with her... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 7 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... xEveryonePoops never showed up to game. That makes 7 days! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world xEveryonePoops and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 6 2013

6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope xEveryonePoops doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 5 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 4 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me xEveryonePoops, feed me! | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 3 2013

I tried to send xEveryonePoops an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it... | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 2 2013

xEveryonePoops was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

xEveryonePoops' Xbox - May 1 2013

xEveryonePoops, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,052
Badge Score: 180
Current streak: 11 days
Longest streak: 72 days
Current score streak: 2 days
Longest score streak: 21 days
Play percentage: 64.09%
Largest achievement gain: 1/31/2011 (34)
Largest gamerscore gain: 1/29/2011 (1,360)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/31/2011 (82)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/31/2011 (2,745)

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