xLiKx's Xbox 360 can blog

xLiKx's xbox has been ignored for 38 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

xLiKx's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xLiKx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 15 2013

Is this thing on? xLiKx, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 14 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn xLiKx in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... xLiKx stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 13 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xLiKx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 12 2013

xLiKx doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that xLiKx would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 9 2013

xLiKx's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have come to realize that xLiKx has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 7 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 6 2013

xLiKx doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 5 2013

Fear me xLiKx... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 4 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. xLiKx is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

xLiKx's Xbox - May 3 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

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