xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 25 2013
Oh man, xXBorgDroneXx was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 4,020 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! That puts us above 4,000 points! He rocked out to Minecraft acquiring 3 achievements, Rock Band 3, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 24 2013
xXBorgDroneXx had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 3,920 points. He made some progress on Rock Band 3, GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, and after we were done, xXBorgDroneXx hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 23 2013
xXBorgDroneXx was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 22 2013
xXBorgDroneXx was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 21 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
xXBorgDroneXx's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to xXBorgDroneXx for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and from what I remember, xXBorgDroneXx's favorite game last week was GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 20 2013
Oh man, xXBorgDroneXx was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 3,920 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, Rock Band 3, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 19 2013
xXBorgDroneXx is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 3,920. Not too shabby! He rallied GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, Rock Band 3, Minecraft, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 18 2013
xXBorgDroneXx decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 3,920 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, Rock Band 3, and oh... don't tell xXBorgDroneXx this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 17 2013
Like a king on his throne, xXBorgDroneXx said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 3,920 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He played Rock Band 3, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 16 2013
Good thing I have access to xXBorgDroneXx's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 15 2013
xXBorgDroneXx didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 14 2013
Good thing I have access to xXBorgDroneXx's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
xXBorgDroneXx's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that xXBorgDroneXx showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, I think we can all agree that xXBorgDroneXx's favorite game last week was Rock Band 3. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 13 2013
My power supply almost exploded! xXBorgDroneXx turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 3,920 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rocked out to Rock Band 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 12 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after xXBorgDroneXx played yesterday with his gamerscore of 3,920 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, Rock Band 3, Minecraft, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 11 2013
xXBorgDroneXx must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 10 2013
Like a king on his throne, xXBorgDroneXx said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 3,920 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He made some progress on GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, Rock Band 3, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 9 2013
xXBorgDroneXx was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 8 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as xXBorgDroneXx decided not to show up.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 7 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. If you knew you were going to lose your 10 day streak like you did would you have played?
xXBorgDroneXx's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like xXBorgDroneXx did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 10 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days... Also, by my expert calculations, xXBorgDroneXx's favorite game last week was Rock Band 3. He played it on 7 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 6 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling xXBorgDroneXx that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 3,920. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Minecraft adding 1 achievement, Rock Band 3, GHâ„¢: Warriors of Rock, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. Also, don't tell xXBorgDroneXx I told you this, but we have now gamed 10 days in a row... he doesn't like to share that with others. Time for a badge I think!
xXBorgDroneXx's Xbox - May 5 2013
I thought xXBorgDroneXx just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 3,910, I should have known that was the case. He played Rock Band 3, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
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