xXCypresXx's Xbox 360 can blog

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... xXCypresXx has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I just do not understand why xXCypresXx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... xXCypresXx has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Fear me xXCypresXx... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all xXCypresXx does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

xXCypresXx... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I only have one request... If xXCypresXx isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I just do not understand why xXCypresXx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I only have one request... If xXCypresXx isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

If you would have told me that xXCypresXx would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... xXCypresXx has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about xXCypresXx in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey xXCypresXx, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought xXCypresXx might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... xXCypresXx never showed up to game. That makes 8 days! | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey xXCypresXx, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

xXCypresXx's Xbox - May 31 2013

If xXCypresXx doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink