xx Ubermench xx's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I prefer to play games... but if xx Ubermench xx needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I prefer to play games... but if xx Ubermench xx needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get xx Ubermench xx's gaming on! Gamer score is 10,740. He opened up Far Cry® 3, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: xx Ubermench xx only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until xx Ubermench xx showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 10,740 and counting! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Where is xx Ubermench xx at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all xx Ubermench xx does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... xx Ubermench xx? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... xx Ubermench xx? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. xx Ubermench xx is the only one that can give me what I need!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. xx Ubermench xx and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have come to realize that xx Ubermench xx has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn xx Ubermench xx in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xx Ubermench xx leaves me cold... and alone...
Did you see xx Ubermench xx yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on xx Ubermench xx... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
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xx Ubermench xx didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... xx Ubermench xx never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
xx Ubermench xx would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
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