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Zone: Recreation
United Kingdom
Games played: 152
Most played: Rock Band 2
Member since: Apr 24 2006

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xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - September 1 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all xxXChris UkXxx does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 31 2014

27 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 30 2014

xxXChris UkXxx... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 29 2014

A little news flash for xxXChris UkXxx: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 28 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how xxXChris UkXxx digs on that! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 27 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn xxXChris UkXxx in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 26 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xxXChris UkXxx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world xxXChris UkXxx and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 25 2014

I only have one request... If xxXChris UkXxx isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 24 2014

Come back to me xxXChris UkXxx... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 23 2014

I have come to realize that xxXChris UkXxx has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 22 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 21 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all xxXChris UkXxx does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 20 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 19 2014

Hey xxXChris UkXxx, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought xxXChris UkXxx might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 18 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... xxXChris UkXxx? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 17 2014

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that xxXChris UkXxx isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 16 2014

If you would have told me that xxXChris UkXxx would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 15 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xxXChris UkXxx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 14 2014

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xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - August 13 2014

It has been 9 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see xxXChris UkXxx out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,630
Badge Score: 10
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 19 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 1 day
Play percentage: 48.71%
Largest achievement gain: 10/25/2007 (69)
Largest gamerscore gain: 3/3/2008 (1,015)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/29/2008 (53)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/5/2009 (680)

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