xxxhavenxxx's Xbox - May 22 2013
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I heard someone tell xxxhavenxxx to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
If xxxhavenxxx doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with xxxhavenxxx, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see xxxhavenxxx out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope xxxhavenxxx doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Time sure doesn't fly when xxxhavenxxx blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see xxxhavenxxx out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since xxxhavenxxx did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... xxxhavenxxx played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
xxxhavenxxx must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
I didn't see xxxhavenxxx yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right xxxhavenxxx? Back me up!
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 70,415? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! xxxhavenxxx is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on DR2: Off The Record, and after we were done, xxxhavenxxx hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. xxxhavenxxx needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
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Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have xxxhavenxxx play one day than to have never played last week at all. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with xxxhavenxxx, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
While xxxhavenxxx was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
xxxhavenxxx had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when xxxhavenxxx said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
xxxhavenxxx didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
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