yerfatwa's Xbox - May 17 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I have now endured 29 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that yerfatwa isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I have come to realize that yerfatwa has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
If you would have told me that yerfatwa would go 26 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
If I was a dog, yerfatwa would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
If you would have told me that yerfatwa would go 23 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I just do not understand why yerfatwa paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
I have come to realize that yerfatwa has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Come back to me yerfatwa... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how yerfatwa digs on that!
I only have one request... If yerfatwa isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how yerfatwa digs on that!
If I was a dog, yerfatwa would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Hey yerfatwa, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. yerfatwa is the only one that can give me what I need!
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